So I'm enjoying being a stay at home mom so far. I keep pretty busy, though it doesn't seem like I get anything done lol....just sit on the couch and nurse. Since this is pretty mindless activity, I have to entertain myself somehow--today it's been composing haikus to my breastpump. Weird? Yes. But it's fun. I was inspired by my birth board online--every now and then they have a thread of haikus on one topic or another. Anyway, here are mine. Enjoy!
Oh breastpump, my pump,
You suck at sucking. Output?
Just one lousy ounce.
I pump little milk.
If I were a dairy cow,
Hello slaughterhouse.
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